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#7761 Aristotel, is an asslicker

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:18

Wombat, you might try exploring other parts of the forum. I believe you can be a new superstar out there. 

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#7762 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt Éire. Ladmin.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:43

he has orangensaft in auge

 

cut him some slack

 

Poor Gwai's suffered this illness since he had that freak juice accident as a kid...


#7763 SkyTime, 00101111 00101111 01100100 01100001 01100010 00101111 00101111

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 11:36

lul

 

i ran out of likes :(


#7764 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt Éire. Ladmin.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 11:51

pay up tomorrow 


#7765 MortalWombat, COOOOMBAAAAT WOOOOMBAAAAT

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 18:32

Wombat, you might try exploring other parts of the forum. I believe you can be a new superstar out there. 

Watch lots of comedy.

 

Watching comedy = unending horde of hilarious nonsense, the best way to live.

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#7766 Aristotel, is an asslicker

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 19:21

I am watching Parks and Recreations right now, pretty funny i'd say.I've also noticed that if you don't sleep, you are very funny, but jokes are kinda stupid :D

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#7767 MortalWombat, COOOOMBAAAAT WOOOOMBAAAAT

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 21:01

It works short-term, but long-term...well, good luck.

 

http://www.talentsma...177879-p-1.html


#7768 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 21:04

I'm crying...so hard...such bitter tears!
 
It's wouldn't sometimes would not.
 
I pity you your poor grammar. :P


Oh yeah? Well cry all you like, it wont bring back the missing apostrophe. Next im coming for your apostrophes... And then who knows? (Look at that glorious "im").
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#7769 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt Éire. Ladmin.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 21:15

You forgot to implement an apostrophe in won't, Gwai... You're a monster.


#7770 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 21:18

I am a monster that much I cannot deny. But I am also a pair of giant trousers, and in some small way I feel that redeems my soul.

#7771 Hugoboss, Varangian Kaiser, Senior Admin

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 22:02

i'd like to congratulate @GWAIHIR FOR THE 7777'th post on VGS thread!

also hi & welcome device  :wub:


#7772 Solda, 514314.132123486174

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 22:15

hi


#7773 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 22:17

Thank you! Thank you all! I couldn't have done it without you
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#7774 Pharis, The Cardinal of Dayne

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:13

Yea no problem, we've been providing the opportunity for shitposters to use our threads since the 15th century

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#7775 Klarks, Lanzelit

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 09:26

Merc name: YoungPoorAndHandsome

Age 9

Place of origin* Uganda

Why do you wish to join? to make better clan

Warband Experience*? 1hour

What former clans have you been in?

What is your preferred class to play?* thrower-

Will you obey our dress code?* not ofc 

What can you help VGS with?*

What are your goals in VGS?*make vgs stronk again


#7776 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt Éire. Ladmin.

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 10:17

That was genuinely the worst attempt at a troll application I've seen.

 

Even Wang had better applications where every answer was "gagagegaegheheg"

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#7777 iScream, Vallah, Bruder, ich schieße für Mamas Tränen

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 10:25


Merc name: YoungPoorAndHandsome


Age 9


Place of origin* Uganda


Why do you wish to join? to make better clan


Warband Experience*? 1hour


What former clans have you been in?-


What is your preferred class to play?* thrower-


Will you obey our dress code?* not ofc


What can you help VGS with?*


What are your goals in VGS?*make vgs stronk again

Accepted Welcome Schwertbruder

#7778 Pharis, The Cardinal of Dayne

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 10:41

Merc name: YoungPoorAndHandsome

Age 9

Place of origin* Uganda

Why do you wish to join? to make better clan

Warband Experience*? 1hour

What former clans have you been in?

What is your preferred class to play?* thrower-

Will you obey our dress code?* not ofc 

What can you help VGS with?*

What are your goals in VGS?*make vgs stronk again


No need for Tehlrogs (yukki)
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#7779 Hugoboss, Varangian Kaiser, Senior Admin

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 17:27

I'll let pharis speak for me ^^^^

#7780 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 17:40

Yea no problem, we've been providing the opportunity for shitposters to use our threads since the 15th century


Please! My posts are a work of art, not shitposts. You..you...philistine
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