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Poll: Inivisibility options (LEL) (62 member(s) have cast votes)

You have the ability to become invisible...what would you do first?

  1. Sneak onto planes,ships and cars to travel the world (5 votes [8.06%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 8.06%

  2. start fights with people, go invisible, then knock them out (2 votes [3.23%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 3.23%

  3. Pretend to be bilbo baggins and go invisible in front of friends and family after saying goodbye (3 votes [4.84%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 4.84%

  4. Join the military, and be the most badass advanced epic soldier in history (6 votes [9.68%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 9.68%

  5. Sneak into womens houses, watch them undress, shower etc... (15 votes [24.19%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 24.19%

  6. Pretend to be a ghost troll and haunt peoples houses (9 votes [14.52%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 14.52%

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#41 wangchan, The Face of Mercenaries

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 23:08

Gwaihir is right....I am trained to survive in the harshest environments known to the universe and survive next to any apocalyptic event, on his planet or another.

 

I also undertook and excelled at special ops and VR training as a child.

 

Not to mention I also served 5 tours of duty fighting alongside the death korps on the planet krieg against the imperium of man...after the war I was relisted as a citizen of terra and sent back here.

Edited by wangchan, 12 March 2015 - 23:12.


#42 SkyTime, 00101111 00101111 01100100 01100001 01100010 00101111 00101111

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 23:47

I've a 50cal air pellet gun and a mold to make bullets out of lead. That thing would pop a head like a melon, goes straight through a 2x4 too. GG


#43 Welsh_Lad, I'm old now :(

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 08:18

Votofok don't shoot me skitim

#44 sandorra, The God of (In)Justice

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:08

Note to self : get either skytime and his gun+mold in my group, or just the latter

#45 Teoiss, the Pajkmen

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:10

Ez, i would take Sombie as my minion, and easly survive that apocalypse.

Zombies love Sombie=safety


#46 SkyTime, 00101111 00101111 01100100 01100001 01100010 00101111 00101111

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 12:09

Votofok don't shoot me skitim

 

As we learned from Project Zomboid, being around Dawlish is a very, very bad idea if you value your life.

Oh and discharging guns in a zombie apocalypse, it's not exactly the best idea ever, especially if the bloody thing sounds like a cannon.

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#47 sandorra, The God of (In)Justice

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 14:48

Using it to shoot a horde isn't that effective, either.


#48 Welsh_Lad, I'm old now :(

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 16:19

Remember that 1000 odd zombie horde we had lol

#49 Dawlish, Un-Officially retired

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 16:34

Actually nobody died because of me, yes people were maimed, bitten, scratched and severely injured, but nobody died on the spot so I think that is an unfair comment

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#50 assasin_nietsmmar, The Amezing Helk

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 16:55

Also us Northern Europeans have the added benefit of winter.

 

Frozen zombie ain't a deadly zombie.

Frozen Cydo ain't a living Cydo


#51 LastKnightOfCydonia, EIN CLAN, EIN DERP, EIN CYDONIA. HAIL THE PURPLE ONE.

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 16:58

Frozen Cydo ain't a living Cydo

 

I'm rocking a nuclear reactor inside of me, cold is not an issue.


#52 assasin_nietsmmar, The Amezing Helk

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 17:05

If you have a nuclear reactor inside you cold is the least of your problems


#53 Pickelus Custardus, all i want is for straight men to die

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 17:18

Yeah, if you have a nuclear reactor inside you then you might mutate your Finn gene. You are Finnish right? Everyone else is around here.


#54 sandorra, The God of (In)Justice

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 17:24

Actually nobody died because of me, yes people were maimed, bitten, scratched and severely injured, but nobody died on the spot so I think that is an unfair comment

I died when I tried to lead the horde away from our base


#55 LastKnightOfCydonia, EIN CLAN, EIN DERP, EIN CYDONIA. HAIL THE PURPLE ONE.

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 17:50

Yeah, if you have a nuclear reactor inside you then you might mutate your Finn gene. You are Finnish right? Everyone else is around here.

 

Impervious to mutations.


#56 wangchan, The Face of Mercenaries

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 20:17

I can confirm that guns are not effective during a zombie apocalypse for a vast ammount of reasons..

 

1. they are dependant on ammunition, not to mention specific calibers and ammo types.

 

2. They are noisy, attractng yet more zombies to your location and also predatory survivors, even if you had a suppresor, the lack of maintenence tools would eventualy make it defunct

 

3. Since a headshot is required to deactivate a zombie, accuracy issues would lead to vast wastages of ammunition.

 

4. Firing at night or in dark environments, the muzzle flash would lure zombies towards you within a 1 mile radius, and human survivors even further afar.

 

5. shell casings, these would leave behind evidence of your travels, unless you are going to try and pick up every shell casing, you do not want people to be able to track you easily.

 

These are just some of the reasons...eguhegeheh

 

When i watch TWD, I find myself saying all the time...why didnt he just use the knife? or axe? eguhegu...leeeel

 

Also before you try to contest my statements, I can confirm that I have a PHD and masters degree etc in zombie survival leeeeeeeeeel

 

Disclaimer: The above statements are in refference to the lone wolf survival option, assuming one is using stealth tactics to survive.

Edited by wangchan, 13 March 2015 - 20:23.


#57 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 20:33

I'd play the zombies at their own game, and start eating them.

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#58 Pickelus Custardus, all i want is for straight men to die

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 20:34

Personally my weapon of choice is an Xbox original controller.


#59 wangchan, The Face of Mercenaries

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 20:56

I can confirm that eating zombies is highly risky and would leave to indirect exposure and ultimately infection of the zombie virus hahehaehahehaehaehae

 

Also, using an xbox orignal controller could work, it weights 5tons and is sharp ahehaehaehae


#60 Gwaihir, Votofok skitim

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 21:27

Yeah but I'd thoroughly cook them before eating them, to kill the germs. Nice bit of Zombie steak.. dont mind if I do.





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