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#81 Vidar, cls

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:38

stfu


#82 Welsh_Lad, i am alive ish

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 20:18

"Ryan": Would you rather fuck a badger up the ass raw no lube or sandpaper your bellend?


#83 TerrorFish, Fish is on a quest to get famous

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 00:21

Not even British you burst condom
 
- A guy from a place somewhere
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#84 Euronymous, You have to realistic about these things.

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Posted 27 May 2016 - 19:48

Recently started reading the Dredsen files by Jim Butcher. Pretty entertaining reads. Also bump.

 

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.” 
― Jim Butcher

 

“I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.” 

― Jim Butcher

 

“Are you always a smartass?'

"Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.” 
― Jim Butcher

Edited by Euronymous, 27 May 2016 - 19:49.

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#85 sandorra, Horus Lupercal

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 06:14

That last quote fits me quite well.

#86 AleksAnder, 300% Polak, Scam Free.

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 06:24

''Life is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.''

 

-Heard somewhere on internet.


#87 Remus

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 06:30

"Ive called my dick the truth, cause women can't handle it" lancerlot somewhen on Merc.
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#88 Jepekula

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 10:56

"There are three kinds of obstacles, yes, indeed, the first kind you break, and the other kind you circle. And the third kind you calmly push aside."

~ Tom Erik Arnkil

 

"Love does not exist. Man is sad, if he does not have a woman to sleep with. But when he goes and  sleeps with a woman, he is even sadder. So it is and so it will always be."

~ Mika Waltari, in The Egyptian

 

"I don't know how many rifles would be enough, but if one isn't too much then hundred is certainly too few.."

~ Samuli Paronen

 

"My thoughts are my whores."

~Denis Diderot

 

"Mom knows how to save everything."

"How is it possible to be thirsty when you've drank all night?"

"I'm going to sleep in my home."

"Mom! Wake up! The whole world has disappeared!"

~ Moomintroll

 

"A real jungle! And man-eating chicken!"

"I'd like to know how a regular ship turns into a ghost ship."

"I wish you were galley slaves!"

"You caveman! You're in the way despite where you are!"

"Horrible! First you burn and then you live 500 years!"

~ Little My


#89 Gwaihir, *insert name*? Ban more like!

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 13:42

''Life is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.''

 

-Heard somewhere on internet.

 

Theres another one like that

 

"Life is like a pubic hair on a public toilet seat. Sooner or later you get pissed off".


#90 Arcar

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 13:50

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb

 

- Nelson Mandela

Edited by Arcar, 30 May 2016 - 13:51.


#91 Euronymous, You have to realistic about these things.

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 18:36

That last quote fits me quite well.

Try them, main character is delightfully sarcastic, and a smartass. 


#92 sandorra, Horus Lupercal

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:09

I'll see if I can find them anywhere

#93 piotes, Paella ain't admin anymore

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 06:48

Wubalubadubdub - Rick Sanchez


#94 SirAlecks, *gets warned* "admin is comic?" -Sharp_Shneider 2k16

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 15:04

fuck u alecks now they call me pootes becoz of you 

 

-Mad piotes 2k15


#95 DOJE, Haimrich

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 21:23

"Ive called my dick the truth, cause women can't handle it" lancerlot somewhen on Merc.

Im quite sure it was bitches, not women


#96 Chain Reaction

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 09:26

"Peace at Home, Peace in the World."

M. Kemal Atatürk

#97 Solda, 514314.132123486174

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 11:26

"My country sucks"

 

M. Kemal Atatürk

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