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NKoD North Korean Orbital Defense 북한 궤도 국방


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#1 Desert Thunda, كيم ايل سونغ

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 13:56

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North Korean Orbital Defense 

 

 

In response to the Imperialist and capitalist entities that tried to demoralise our great socialist paradise and our progress to the future. The great marshal authorised the creation of the North Korean Orbital Defense (NKoD). It was formed to bring down evil and unjust attempts at attacking the great nation from the vast hordes of Southern and outside internet warriors with a 130 word per minute speed on keyboarding, and a degree on keyboard warrior academy of Seoul.

 

This thread was made with the encouragement of sympathisers such as RelkTheFat and BertnoobTheVIII, who have provided NKoD with several needed intel to destroy the evil imperialists, such as the news that a British Law that allows people to shoot welsh people with bows and arrows within the city walls after midnight. 

 

Our first successful operation was on November the 24th, 2014, when we successfully hacked a planned propaganda movie which was due to be released and smuggled into the glorious state by Southern slaves. The 'company', which was actually a US vassal located in the island of Chong-Cho-San-Wasabi spent 100,000,000 dollars on its production, instead of feeding its US master, which's citizens had to drink hot ice because of their imperialist leaders who do not care for their people. The movie 'The interview' was released into the vast space of internet, where our allies in 4chan held the line against angry liberals and conservatives.

 

The organization is known for flying into space with ex-USSR space cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin on a majestic robot Narwhale that was gifted to the great leader by pope Christopher "Welsh" Poole, shooting at incoming asteroids and taking videos of it.

 

You know the movie Gravity? Stolen from us.

 

 

 

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With the help of our allies we will smash the imperialists and capitalists, and we will forever live on for banter. We won't really use any tincan because that is bought with the money of the poor suffering working class (do not listen to SKoD lies, they get their money from evil clans like Ninja).

 

We are proud friends with the deserters, because BadRimKid once flew to antarctica to save the dear leaders cat from being shown in a porno, replacing the cat with himself, where he was anally raped by 10 men of southern facial features.

 

Clans we will send to space

 

SKoD - Weird people who try to invite me constantly to dinner

Ninja - Keeps trying to get me into whale porn

 

 

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Special thanks to all those who kept spamming me on steam to make this thread.

Special thanks to me for learning to use paint.

Special thanks to Remus who took a lance for me.

Special thanks to Wang for inviting me to dinner, and calling me by my anime alias, Kimchu.

Special thanks to Macco for always being there.

 

 

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Edited by Desert Thunda, 11 February 2015 - 06:57.

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#2 Remuseldo

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 13:57

Come...we eat.


#3 Desert Thunda, كيم ايل سونغ

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:00

Come...we eat.

 

Some delicious Kimchi.


#4 spikeywhite

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:00

I lov u bb


#5 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt Éire.

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:10

Uhmm.. Good luck..?


#6 wangchan, The Face of Mercenaries

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:15

Anything for a laugh i guess uheughuegheg


#7 Poshy, Dabbed to the sound of Matt's voice

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:20

otto is poo


#8 Jellisimus, ledge

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:25

watch your oil


#9 Trace_Legacy, COME! We REK UEHUEUHEUH!!!

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:26

The threat is coming people...prepare the 2nd troll clan is here!

Edited by Trace_Legacy, 29 December 2014 - 14:26.


#10 Hugoboss, Varangian Reich Kaiser, Admin

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:33

gl hf


#11 Gazz, blizzard lizard

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:34

gl hf


#12 wangchan, The Face of Mercenaries

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:37

 

gl hf

 


#13 Bertman, Apparently in a "rude" clan.

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:38

str0nk otto.


#14 Desert Thunda, كيم ايل سونغ

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:40

otto is poo

stfu kid

 

 

why am i not there arab cunt?

shut up romanian or i will hack your steam again

 

 

watch your oil

you live in essex

 

 

Anything for a laugh i guess uheughuegheg

no seriousness here pls

 

 

gl hf

hugo boss made uniforms for the SS

 

confirmed nazi

 

 

str0nk otto.

austria is a vassal of germany 

 

 

The threat is coming people...prepare the 2nd troll clan is here!

posh made me do this

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#15 Jellisimus, ledge

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:48

not even essex pls ;_;


#16 LudaSium

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:52

GL

Edited by LudaSium, 17 December 2015 - 17:55.


#17 Dementor

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 14:57

난 당신이 내 친구 행운을 빌어. (gl guys)


#18 Asediado

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 15:21

gl


#19 Sollda, Ar gyfer Brenin a Thref

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 17:36

wtf


#20 Welsh, Full time Savage

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 18:49

Mmm





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