North Korean Orbital Defense
In response to the Imperialist and capitalist entities that tried to demoralise our great socialist paradise and our progress to the future. The great marshal authorised the creation of the North Korean Orbital Defense (NKoD). It was formed to bring down evil and unjust attempts at attacking the great nation from the vast hordes of Southern and outside internet warriors with a 130 word per minute speed on keyboarding, and a degree on keyboard warrior academy of Seoul.
This thread was made with the encouragement of sympathisers such as RelkTheFat and BertnoobTheVIII, who have provided NKoD with several needed intel to destroy the evil imperialists, such as the news that a British Law that allows people to shoot welsh people with bows and arrows within the city walls after midnight.
Our first successful operation was on November the 24th, 2014, when we successfully hacked a planned propaganda movie which was due to be released and smuggled into the glorious state by Southern slaves. The 'company', which was actually a US vassal located in the island of Chong-Cho-San-Wasabi spent 100,000,000 dollars on its production, instead of feeding its US master, which's citizens had to drink hot ice because of their imperialist leaders who do not care for their people. The movie 'The interview' was released into the vast space of internet, where our allies in 4chan held the line against angry liberals and conservatives.
The organization is known for flying into space with ex-USSR space cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin on a majestic robot Narwhale that was gifted to the great leader by pope Christopher "Welsh" Poole, shooting at incoming asteroids and taking videos of it.
You know the movie Gravity? Stolen from us.
With the help of our allies we will smash the imperialists and capitalists, and we will forever live on for banter. We won't really use any tincan because that is bought with the money of the poor suffering working class (do not listen to SKoD lies, they get their money from evil clans like Ninja).
We are proud friends with the deserters, because BadRimKid once flew to antarctica to save the dear leaders cat from being shown in a porno, replacing the cat with himself, where he was anally raped by 10 men of southern facial features.
Clans we will send to space
SKoD - Weird people who try to invite me constantly to dinner
Ninja - Keeps trying to get me into whale porn
Special thanks to all those who kept spamming me on steam to make this thread.
Special thanks to me for learning to use paint.
Special thanks to Remus who took a lance for me.
Special thanks to Wang for inviting me to dinner, and calling me by my anime alias, Kimchu.
Special thanks to Macco for always being there.
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Edited by Desert Thunda, 11 February 2015 - 06:57.