Not exactly a text based roleplay but still some sort of a forum game and the offtopic section is getting flooded with shite already, besides, I think I'm a moderator on this board so I can go nazi when too much shit hits the fan.
BASICALLY, you're given two things and you'll choose one or the other and if you care, you explain what made you decide. Then you give two things for the next poster to choose from yee.
So, I'll start.
Would you rather have chi chi or be impaled with a crowbar and hit in the face with a penor?