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#1 wangchan, The Troll of Mercenaries

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 23:45

Throughout mercenaries extensive and hilarious history, there has been many things said in game and on forum...

 

let us relive these hilarious memories of quotes n phrases from mercs players around the world, and post them here!!!

 

Feel free to add screens and forum links to the funny historical shit you find (be careful not to necro certain threads)!! also remember this is about phrases, quote n convos, not physical events...for reminiscing events, please refer to Wangeldos official remember when thread: http://forums.mbmerc...er-when-thread/

 

I shall start.....

 

I found this in a jimmy saville forum post, a sick, twisted account of a murderous rapist man still at loose, a phrase from witness accounts compiled by wangeldo:

 

"The prisoner was stabbed multiple times by jimmy Savilles custom long dagger, he is seen bleeding to death on the floor by a horse thought to be stolen from Skytimes holiday barn in the west, how he managed to steal the horse from Skytime is unknown.." statement from wangeldo, source, jimmy saville reports threadhttp://forums.mbmerc...pdate/?hl=jimmy

Edited by wangchan, 28 May 2014 - 23:50.


#2 Gazz, I stand with big dick Macron, fuck islam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 06:43

Waiting for somebody to post the picture where Remus says that I, Jock and Jepe are wates of spermium.

Edited by Gazz, 29 May 2014 - 06:43.


#3 Megamen, One, Two, Drink

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 07:03

"Fuck you, thats it" - SolemNRomanHD before he deleted me off steam in HD of course

Edited by Megamen, 29 May 2014 - 08:47.

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#4 Korpi_Jopo, Dark suuls

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 07:44

"go sick your gay father"


#5 SkyTime, 01110011 01100101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 07:47

The fuck is even the point of this thread if you're going to quote yourself? Are you retarded? Oh wait.

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#6 SolemNRomanHD, WarPigs King, Crusher of dreams.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 09:38

"Jotunn smash!" -Jotunn


#7 wangchan, The Troll of Mercenaries

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:36

The fuck is even the point of this thread if you're going to quote yourself? Are you retarded? Oh wait.

Do you speak the mexican city?

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#8 Viator, the White Wolf

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:40

gf - everyone


#9 piotes, Paella ain't admin anymore

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 15:00

Valenn is fucking noob lol i beat him easy - Nizar before being defeated 15-0 in the duel server by Valenn

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#10 Remus

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 15:17

:DD


#11 Rojen

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 16:23

"Come duel server then" - Scrubs

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#12 Delocin, Madmin

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 16:27

"go sick your gay father"


I think it was "go your sick homosexual gay father and lick him"

 

E: After a bit searching I found that:

 

 

Source: Varga: gO YOUR IDIOT HOMOSEXUAL GAY FATHER AND SICK HIM

Edited by Delocin, 29 May 2014 - 16:56.

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#13 Sleekphantom, Laghairt eitilt √Čire. Ladmin.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 17:19

I'm a potato.


#14 Euronymous, You have to realistic about these things.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 17:30

Remmeber one time when I stole Neodorra's horse. Started calling me a noob, so I dismounted and rekt him. Adds me on steam 5 min later "omge sharri ur gud playur :DDDDDDDD"


#15 Delocin, Madmin

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 17:38

Or Frumor's "Don't push your luck" :D

#16 piotes, Paella ain't admin anymore

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 18:14

"Come duel server then" - Scrubs

 

Nizar told Valenn to go to the duel server, he was so confident and he got rekt so hard


#17 Rojen

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 18:22

Nizar told Valenn to go to the duel server, he was so confident and he got rekt so hard

Hence Nizar is a scrub


#18 piotes, Paella ain't admin anymore

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 18:37

Hence Nizar is a scrub

Im retarded


#19 wangchan, The Troll of Mercenaries

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 18:53

Dawlish: player, you are to be banned for 3 days, have a nice holiday


#20 NinjaDuck, "To the Bancopter!" - Bromin

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 19:59

"Quack" - Myse....

 

*A wild skytime approaches*

 

The fuck is even the point of this thread if you're going to quote yourself?

 

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